Period Pet Peeves

I’ll start,

• Dry tampons. I do this wiggle jiggle as I pull so I don’t feel the texture grippage on my inner loin.
• Accidental poos.
• A) string touches le poo
• B) accidentally kegel out the tampon
• Pre period ghost period. When you gotta check because you swear it came and wouldyalookatdat dry ahh panties. Swear I’m getting gaslighted by my own hooha’s
• Existing as if you’re not getting shanked from the inside. Can’t tell if it’s high tolerance or masking.

The internet:

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