Period Pet Peeves
Because sometimes existing in a meat suit is actively, unavoidably annoying. An airing of grievances. Reviewed with zero filter.
By Alycia, March 4, 2026
PROCEED WITH CAUTIONExhibits, as found on the internet
I’ll start,
Dry tampons.
I do this wiggle jiggle as I pull so I don’t feel the texture grippage on my inner loin.
Accidental poos.
(check all that apply)
- A) string touches le poo
- B) accidentally kegel out the tampon
Pre period ghost period.
When you gotta check because you swear it came and wouldyalookatdat dry ahh panties. Swear I’m getting gaslighted by my own hooha’s
Existing as if you’re not getting shanked from the inside.
Can’t tell if it’s
- high tolerance
- or masking.
What the internet says:
(stay tuneddddddddddddd)
Alycia
