The Global Eye-Candy Audit
Peaks and Physiques: A Surface Level Guide to deliciousness
Welcome to The Global Eye-Candy Audit: a multi-year, cross-continental mission to document the world’s most breathtaking views, and I’m not just talking about the mountain ranges.
From the rugged Polynesian builds of the Pacific to the sun-drenched surf culture of the coast, I’m putting the ‘sight’ back in sightseeing. This isn’t just a travel log; it’s a deep-dive into where some of the world’s most exceptional aesthetics (think: Jason Momoa’s genetic lottery winners) actually reside.
Consider this a living document. I’ll be updating the data as I touch down(and find stable wifi)(& and a snack) in each location. Stick around; the scenery is about to get very interesting.
Next Stop: Spain & Switzerland July 2026
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